Patreon Campaign!

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Hello everyone! I haven't posted on this blog in ages but I thought I'd let it be known that I've set up a Patreon account. If you enjoyed my books you can see what I've done since I finished the Outbreak series through the link above and visit my Patreon page here to donate if you want!If you donate I'm working on all kinds of fun little extras for your trouble. So far I've got a couple pictures and I'll be working on an exclusive short story specifically for my Patrons.
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Zombie Short Stories.

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Okay...so I know I said I was going to shut this blog down and...well...I did. Just dropping a quick note on here to let people know that...well...I kinda got stuck working on the new book and so decided to do some short stories set in and around the time the events of the Outbreak series takes place.
What can I say I got bored with it. It was supposed to be this big Fantasy story set in a kingdom going through events analogous to The French Revolution. However know what most of The French Revolution actually was? Like 75% of the time guys standing around a room yelling at each other. The other 25% of the time? A metric shit ton of murderific paranoid terror. I couldn't find any good information on what life was like for a regular person during the time period to start really building a solid world and...that was about it. Apparently all anyone did was starve and occasionally set something on fire in between said guys standing in a room and debating. Then they all stood around and applauded while tons and tons of people got their noodles lopped off.
So on the plus side: more zombie related goodness for you. So yay for that. I've got about one and a half stories done so far. I'm really trying to leave the main narrative of the Outbreak series alone and focus on more random places and new characters though I can't promise that Frays and the rest won't turn up a story before it's done. There is one minor plot point involving my main characters that I may resolve. That's all I'm going to say. So be on the lookout. Depending on how fast I work and how much time I have available the new stuff might be up on Amazon fairly soon.
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Technical Difficulties and WAR DINOSAURS!!

Hey... Sorry but the new book, Outbreak: Long Road Back, isn't up on my Author's Page yet. However here's a link directly to the book on Amazon.

Also I've been kicking around an idea for a Fantasy novel again. I kind of liked where one of the many games of Pathfinder I was playing in (and...the game kinda...stalled...I guess?) could have been headed. I also found the campaign setting that my friend came up with really interesting. It was kind of a steampunkish...mid 1800's Western America...thing... With Elves and Orcs and all that stuff too. It was kinda strange and I was really looking forward to exploring the setting. 

Also I got to be the comedic relief after a fashion. I was playing a Half Elf bounty hunter that had lived out on the plains with other Elves most of her life and, as such, had a pretty poor command of the Common language. For instance: a wanted poster said "Please inquire within". My character marched into the sheriff's office, looked him straight in the eye and said "I have come to see the singing people about the money." and handed him the poster. Since I delivered that line absolutely serious and completely deadpan the entire group cracked up. 

I was looking forward to playing the character more because I also most likely would have gotten to utter my favorite line from the classic 2005 Nicolas Cage film Lord of War:

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As a quick aside a few years ago I actually managed to sell a semi automatic AK clone to a guy in a gun store that I didn't even work in by reciting Nicolas Cage's monologue praising that particular firearm.

 

And...well...if I wanted to go full on epic Fantasy of Epicness....there's always......

GODDAMN WAR DINOSAURS!!! SUCK IT, TOLKIEN!! TAKE YOUR LITTLE OLIPHAUNTS AND GO HOME!! WINNING!!!1!